Inspirational Sayings

Witty Quotes and Sayings

 Find interesting witty quotes and sayings that are inspirational. Those quotes that provide an inspirational message, although in a round about way, are just as powerful as those that are direct and to the point. Sometimes, our inspiration or our dedication leads us down a road where we lose the ability to have fun or make fun. Some witty sayings or quotes provide a little smile just to remind us not to take ourselves too seriously.
<< Inspirational Sayings

Don't be so humble -
you are not that great.
Golda Meir

The average person thinks he isn't.
Father Larry Lorenzoni

To sit alone with my conscience will be
judgment enough for me.
Charles William Stubbs

The longer I live the more I see that
I am never wrong about anything,
and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to
verify my notions have only wasted my time.
George Bernard Shaw

If you can't convince them,
confuse them.
President Harry S Truman

Start every day off with a smile and
get it over with.
W C Fields

For every action there is an equal and opposite
government program.
Bob Wells

The shortest distance between two points
is under construction.
Noelie Altito

To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know.
I've done it a thousand times.
Mark Twain

If you can't jump that high,
use a spring board.
Byron Rivers


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