Retirement Sayings

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache,
unless you play golf.
Gene Perret

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
Jonathan Clements

Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it.
Abigail Charleson

There are two type of retirees: one, they never have enough hours in a day to do all they want to do, and, two, they have to many hours and don't know what to do.
Catherine Pulsifer

Sooner or later I'm going to die,
but I'm not going to retire.
Margaret Mead

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Bill Watterson

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time. Bernard M. Baruch

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
R.C. Sherriff

Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.
Louis Armstrong