Humourous Sayings
Enjoy our collection of humourous sayings. You will find ones that will bring a smile to your face. And, you will find ones that while they are funny you will find inspirational words and wisdom. Enjoy these sayings and share these with someone who needs a smile.Irish Proverb
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone who will
take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it.
Author Unknown
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Arnold Glasow
Failure is the mother of success.
English Saying
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
Author Unknown
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain
Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker.
Author Unknown
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer
More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than
has been taken from the earth.
Napoleon Hill
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