Inspirational Sayings

Hilarious Sayings

Features great hilarious sayings that give you a laugh. One of the best things in life is to laugh each day just like the saying that says each day without laughter is a day wasted. Each one of these inspirational sayings also includes a message beyond what the words appear to say so it is even more interesting to contemplate additional meanings.
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The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
George Carlin

Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't.
Richard Bach

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
Christopher Morley

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
Kathy Norris

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools
Douglas Adams

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her
Agatha Christie

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.
Frieda Norris

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben

Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that's really where you wish they were.
George E. Bergman



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Sandra Edenfield Cravey (Fri, 21 Oct 2011 09:55:37 -0700): Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. (Robert Orben)







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