Funny Birthday Sayings

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."

"If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself."

"Age is a number and mine is unlisted."

"Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young."

"Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."

"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."

"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip."

"Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time." Jean Paul Richter

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age." Robert Frost

"It is not how old you are, but how you are old." Marie Dressler

"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." Jennifer Yane

"I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel." Elizabeth Arden

"The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been." Madeleine L'Engle

"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body." Author Unknown

"The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do." Phyllis Diller

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." Lucille Ball

"We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." George Bernard Shaw

"When you make a mistake, ask yourself, When I’m 70, will this really matter." Cindy Francis

"You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them." Arnold Palmer